yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
birds being boobs
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
finally, a picture of shaq in a mocap suit
Not the best scans in the world, since my current scanner is 495 years old (approximately), but here are some sketchbook excerpts from the past week that I really like.
There’s some nudity in there, but nothing sexual, so be wary!
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
Okay so I’m looking for something cool to use as my text message noise so I’m browsing some Zelda sounds on this really quality website that I highly reccomend for any Legend of Zelda sound effects and on the Skyward Sword one they have all the Groose noises…holy shit they are all so fucking fantastic but this one from when he divebombs Link in midair is by far the best