subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
every time I see this it gets reblogged
i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far
update: the class groaned collectively
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
Dr. Mario’s final smash leaked
fma meme: favourite relationship (2/4)
↳ mrs. bradley and pride
"Once, I was nearly run over by a car, and she jumped in front to protect me. If I wanted I could’ve moved at any time, but her desperate attempts to save me left me utterly bewildered. Even though I have a father there has never been anyone I could refer to as "mother". Thus, I was intrigued. "Is this what it’s like to have a mother…?" Though we were only pretending to be a family, I am fond of that creature. That is the truth."
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.