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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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mariowiki:

Dr. Mario’s final smash leaked

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sakamotoes:

fma meme: favourite relationship (2/4)
↳ mrs. bradley and pride

"Once, I was nearly run over by a car, and she jumped in front to protect me. If I wanted I could’ve moved at any time, but her desperate attempts to save me left me utterly bewildered. Even though I have a father there has never been anyone I could refer to as "mother". Thus, I was intrigued. "Is this what it’s like to have a mother…?" Though we were only pretending to be a family, I am fond of that creature. That is the truth."

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.